Police in Florida are asking the public to keep their eyes peeled — and their noses sealed — for a couple of purported shoplifters who successfully carried out a poopy plan.
The Polk County Sheriff’s Office released photos and a video of the suspects who allegedly robbed a Family Dollar store in Mulberry, FL — with one of them taking a dump right on the floor!!!
Yup, you heard it right. Even the police were shocked by the crappy situation and said as much in their press release posted on X this past week.
Police said the thieves — a man and woman — entered the store and immediately put their plan into action.
While the man strolled up and down the aisles stealing $500 worth of cleaning products, cops say the woman diverted everyone’s attention by popping a squat and using the floor as her restroom.
The two then allegedly left the store with the stolen goods and hopped inside a white Ford van, which drove away.
Police noted that a store employee was forced to “clean that … stuff up,” adding, “We … kid you not.”
The sheriff urged citizens to contact Crime Stoppers if they recognize “Mr. Clean” or “Ms. Dookie.”
Fitting names for this duo.
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