On Married At First Sight, Juan Franco and Karla Juarez engage in a Tantric yoga session with a very uninhibited instructor. Allen Slovick uses the wrong words to describe his first impression of Madison Myers. Michelle Tomblin gets to the bottom of a saucy text from David Trimble. And Camille Parsons asks for a little more aggression from Thomas McDonald. Let’s check it all out in this recap of Season 18, Episode 13 The Truth Always Comes Out.
Married At First Sight: Juan Franco and Karla Juarez Try a Tantric Yoga Session
Married At First Sight couple Juan Franco and Karla Juarez get along just fine. The good looking pair joke around over pooping habits and opinions on cantaloupe. But beyond their easy kitchen banter the only thing burning is Karla’s sage. Juan affectionately calls her bro and dude. And maybe drops a subliminal hint when he speaks about “her kids” in the future. Rather than saying “our kids. So, Dr. Pia Holec the resident MAFS sexpert makes a house call.
Dr. Pia Holec questions Karla Juarez about her sexy instagram photos. Actually pics of her “humping” her male friends. Juan Franco suggests he’s fine with the photos and would probably hump her friends too. The doc suggests massage or better yet a Tantric yoga session. Karla’s all about it. And Pia suggests the exercise may just push the couple closer to finding that sexy playful side with each other. They try a few poses they find on google while they wait for their instructor to show up.
Finally, Diana the eccentric senior Tantra teacher arrives on Married At First Sight. She is sporting some very tired pale pink lingerie and a nose ring. She teaches them a heart chakra exercise. Diana is hands on and the editing crew definitely worked overtime to blur a nip slip and the rear view when she crawled around. Next Karla and Diana take turns sweeping a rose over a shirtless Juan Franco. He’s a good sport but Dr. Pia really needs to check her sources next time.
MAFS: Allen Slovick’s Choice of Words Puts Him in the Doghouse
On Married At First Sight, resident nice guy Allen Slovick puts his foot in his mouth in the worst way. After an uplifting visit with Dr. Pia Holec, he’s optimistic that he can get closer to Madison Myers. A knock on the door brings a fun game designed to get both in the mood. Madison eagerly pours some wine and the two even share some laughs over the questions about dirty talk and favorite positions. But Allen gets a little too bold and makes a mistake.
He admits that his first impression of Madison Myers was that of a club hopping party girl. Ok, a little rude but not as bad as when he suggests her past hook-ups were “transactional”. Allen immediately regrets the word and suggests it’s not the right one. But Madison ices up and leaves to call a friend after he can’t talk his way out of it. She suggests to production that he has basically just called her a hooker. And uses the opportunity to stay out till 3 AM.
Allen Slovick languishes on the couch waiting for her to return on Married At First Sight. The next day he sheepishly approaches her in the gym. He digs himself a deeper hole by getting defensive. And Madison Myers takes off yet again. Later, Allen pleads for her forgiveness. Suggesting though he’s not in love with her he cares a great deal and has love for her. Madison relents and agrees to move forward and hug it out.
Married At First Sight: Decision Day Looms for the Couples
Michelle Tomblin isn’t letting David Trimble off the hook after a raunchy text. The MAFS couple meet with Pastor Cal Roberson. And David can’t admit that his text wasn’t just an innocent ode to a plate of dumplings. But nobody believes him. Especially when he’s not willing to cough up the receipts from his cousin Denise. So, Michelle takes matters into her own hands and calls Denise. Who tells her that the text definitely was not to her. But rather to another woman indeed.
Emem Obot is the real saint of this doomed Married At First Sight season. She agrees to meet Ikechi Ojore for an ice cream date. Where he’s colder than the pistachio gelato. He’s smug about heading home to Houston for a college reunion. But promises to throw her a bone while he’s there by texting in the mornings. Which he never does. But the real kicker is when she notices he’s not even wearing his wedding band. And that shows her he’s essentially over the marriage.
The couple holding the Chicago season down literally is Thomas McDonald and Camille Parsons. They are already active in the sack, but Dr. Pia encourages them to add some new adventures. Camille suggests she’d like some hair pulling and butt smacking. Thomas would like to be a receiver rather than just a giver. So, they get a basket of ropes and Thomas ends up with an avocado in his mouth while tying Camille Parsons to the bed. This camera crew needs a drink for sure. Till next time!
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